[forwards4all] Funny Meaning on Common Dictionary Words

 

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Funny Meaning on Common Dictionary Words
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET! OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, only difference is that he got caught FATHER: A banker provided by nature EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes
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